The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s crot what memek you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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