The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so porn loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot crot caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her crot eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex porn worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked. memek In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when porn a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were memek all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described porn as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners memek over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned porn out their TVs: bokep ‘As memek far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins bokep – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I crot can understand crot crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may bokep bokeh just be the quietest.

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