The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so porn loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable memek French porn word memek for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

porn crot Now, memek according to bokeh porn this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and bokeh all men dread – the bokeh louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion memek in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn porn trusts her bokep partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokep in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed crot crot to faking orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional porn basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This crot was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokeh saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get memek a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason bokep to screech like a demented hyena is if bokep your sex education comes from porn, memek where bokep loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their porn TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you porn should be porn doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda porn Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex bokeh worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be crot the quietest.

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