The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been porn haunted by porn the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokeh by a woman in a memek nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms bokeh of bokep decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokeh and bokep sex memek as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s crot porn far more likely to gently sigh bokeh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female bokep contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other bokeh tasks in hand. bokep This was the crot conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokeh bokeh bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 crot after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – porn based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can bokeh understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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