The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It memek confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the crot cry bokeh of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional porn basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in bokep hand. bokep This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ bokeh Sound familiar, porn memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most memek likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I memek can understand bokeh the need bokep to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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