The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is bokep genuinely porn aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently crot sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what crot they bokeh described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the porn louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes porn from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher bokeh Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they porn were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But crot if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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