The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokep I should offer bokep to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek porn or crot sex worker.

Now, crot bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it porn all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder porn the crot cry of porn ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex bokeh as genuine bokep intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s memek far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian porn hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, bokep female crot contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they bokeh described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

bokep A new bokeh study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move memek on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena crot is if your sex education comes from porn, porn crot where memek loud always equals crot better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokeh yowling porn drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason memek women were memek noisy during sex memek – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crot – was bokep to alert memek nearby males that they were bokep fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can porn understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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