The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I porn mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared bokeh the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than porn shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In crot my days editing The Erotic Review crot magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel porn memek happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of memek another study by two researchers from the bokep University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation crot of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the porn quietest.

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