The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long porn been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where crot I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer crot to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) memek bokep to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the bokep woman bokep an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex bokeh porn worker.

Now, porn according porn crot to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and porn memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other memek words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in bokep my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing porn The bokep Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn porn porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. bokep This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ porn in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like bokeh a demented hyena is if bokep your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if bokep you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha porn concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based crot on memek observation bokep of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn bokeh the best sex may just be the bokeh quietest.

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