The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was bokep kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new porn study from crot the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex crot as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in porn my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so porn to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate crot cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to porn advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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