The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long memek been haunted by the memory of bokeh a stay bokep in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept bokeh awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby crot room screeching so loudly that crot I wondered if memek I should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) bokeh to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled crot her crot eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according bokeh to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder crot the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other memek words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex porn as porn performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokep In my days crot editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It memek was generally porn on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so crot they could porn make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was bokep the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ porn in order bokeh to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot crot so to speak.

A new study porn confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock crot Image

It was like saying: memek porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but bokeh can you memek get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s bokep what you should porn be doing.’

Well, bokep only if memek you crot want to attract a certain kind bokep of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins memek – was to alert nearby males porn that memek they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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